The Republic of Absolute communism44 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.2 billion Absolute communism44ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism44ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,100 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 177,540 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, it's been a banner year for local vexillology, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, and orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism44's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Absolute communism44 is ranked 9,099^th in the world and 718^th in Balder for Most Corrupt Governments, with 163.53 kickbacks per hour.